"Ever since Potergeist terrified me when I was 12 I can't watch horror films; I'm a real wuss."
"I should be getting photographs of me with my arm around these people like restaurant oweners do, because eventually I am going to have to prove to my kids that I was once an actor!"
"You know what? I'm really attracted to British women. There's something innately proper abou them. However bad they behave their accent is so cute it makes up for everything."
"My best quality is probably my butt. And my worst is probably my pecs; I don't really have any. So I keep my shirt on."
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